i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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