just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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