Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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