The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
