member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Naked. naked and bneed help.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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