4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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