He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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