did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We are two peas in an std pod
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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