I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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