Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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