i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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