I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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