This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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