Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize