it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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