Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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