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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Where were you when I was single???

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Still in diapers.

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(330): View more from Ohio

you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"

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(435): View more from Utah

She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on

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(707): View more from California

You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there

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(805): View more from California

Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.

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