the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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