do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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