Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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