Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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