If that was your dad, he is hot
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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