Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize