It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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