this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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