im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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