: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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