Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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