marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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