Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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