I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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