How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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