No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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