Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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