I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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