normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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