This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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