North Korea, Best Korea!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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