She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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