this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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