I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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