nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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