it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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