this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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