You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
tell me about the fingering
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