toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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