it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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