i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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