What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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