can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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