I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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